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Wednesday, 22 October 2014
Tuesday, 7 October 2014
Ok.... Ladies who would you hit: Emmanuel Ikebese vs Kenneth Okolie
Play time.....
So it's Mr Nigeria 2014 Emmanuel Ikubese (left) vs Mr Nigeria 2010
Kenneth Okolie (right). If you could 'chop and clean mouth'...lol...who
would you hit, ladies?
Drop your comments, it's not good to be too serious all the time.
Friday, 26 September 2014
Friday, 12 September 2014
10 Kind of People You Will Meet In A “Danfo” Bus [HILARIOUS]
2. Red Alert: Imagine yourself inside a danfo bus and the driver is running on what seems like a top speed.
Monday, 1 September 2014
How to spot a fake Abuja big boy
Last time we 'learnt' how to spot a 'fake Abuja big babe' , now lets learn how to stop a 'fake Abuja big boy' as written by Premium Times Chinenye Ugonna. Enjoy below...
These guys are always well-dressed with flashy cars. Some of them are even from rich homes. You see them looking like a bag of money, meanwhile nothing in their bank accounts.
Monday, 25 August 2014
How to spot a fake Abuja big girl
Found this interesting article on Premium Times, written by Chinenye Ugonna. Read below and tell us if you agree...
If you have lived in Abuja for more than a year, you should understand the term “fake Abuja big girl” or FABB.
These are the girls who are usually very attractive, own all the Apple products in this world, live in N1million flats in Maitama, but if you check their background, their parents are struggling in their various villages.
Enough said, let me educate you. Continue...
1. Bleached skin and tattoos:
These days, most girls think they have to be “white-skinned” to be beautiful. They go as far as taking injections to perfect their skin. They then get tattoos to complete the look. These girls have to sell their market. When you check their background, their families are as dark-skinned as they come but these girls look more like Black or White era Michael Jackson.
2. Fake accent:
This is another common trait. FABBs roll their tongues like their lives depend on it. Every vowel, irrespective of the word, is followed by an ‘R’: Jos become Jors; Taxi, Tarxi; Abuja, Abujarrr.
3. Long ‘human’ hair:
If they do not have the Brazilian hair that reaches their butt, they haven’t arrived. Picture the combo: bleached skin, fake accent and long Brazilian hair. Most of these girls don’t even have up to N10, 000 in their bank accounts but they have to impress. All na packaging!
4. Own the latest android phones:
This draws me back to a Nigerian movie I watched weeks ago. Funke Akindele’s character sold her bed just so she could buy an Android phone. She preferred to sleep on a bare mattress on the floor than use her regular Nokia phone just so she could impress the guys and catch “proper fish.” This is exactly what FABBS do. They would own the iPhone 5s, S4, iPad. Before the iPhone6 is out, they already have it yet they don’t have regular jobs. So where do they get all that money from?
5. Don’t invite you to their houses:
FABBs never want you to know where they live; it would ruin the illusion of their prosperous lives. Picture this, as a guy, you meet this pretty light skinned lady, who owns all the nicest phone and tablets, maybe drives a car if the hustle is tight; long Brazilian hair and a little cash in their bank account. As a guy, you believe you are toasting or dating a girl who has money. So, why would she invite you to her “face me I face you” to spoil her packaging?
Everybody’s hustle is different but that of the Fake Abuja Big Girl is the realest; take note
Tuesday, 19 August 2014
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